M is for the Market Porter

Birthday drinks in order for pub M, the Market Porter, as I reached the grand old age of 30 21! Unfortunately, after a surprise week in an amazing house on the edge of Dartmoor, we were riddled with the lurgy. Hopefully this hasn't affected our view of the pub too much.

The Pub

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The Market Porter is situated immediately next to Borough Market, and opens early in the morning to cater for traders for a couple of hours. Having been to this pub a couple of times before, this was the quietest I had ever seen it, although previous visits had been summer, a weekend, or both.
Five of us in attendance - a special occasion after all! - but just a couple of drinks each as all had some degree of the lurgy. We also wanted to eat, and since the pub serves food during the day only we had to go elsewhere to satisfy our hunger.
While appearing to be a bit of an 'old man boozer', the Market Porter has maybe lost a bit of the charm it once had, although it has doubled as a bookshop in one of the Harry Potter films. We couldn't quite put our finger on why we felt this way, but it does point to a bit of a refurb that hasn't quite done the pub justice, and left the whole place feeling a little sparse. There were apparently, however, some entertaining animal facts to be found by reading the graffiti in the ladies.
Part of the sparse feeling came from the relative lack of seating for the amount of space, although having seen the pub when it's heavingly busy it is understandable that as much space is kept available as possible.
Prices were as expected, if not a little cheaper, for the area, and the staff were very good in answering questions about the beers, and dealing with a disjointed round as we all arrived at separate times. A good number and range of beers were on offer, and they were served well.

The Beer, etc.

• Bateman's Yellabelly - Darker looking than it tastes. Fairly floral at first, but a much deeper taste develops the more of it is drunk.
• Pontypridd Otley O1 - An intriguing aroma, a little like a farmyard. However, taste was refreshing, with floral notes. My notes from the day say 'limericky', but I have no idea why. Otherwise not a lot to say about this one.
• Lime and Soda - Fairly standard, but very strong on lime.
• Gin and Tonic - Like a Gin and Tonic.
• Market Porter Autumn Ale - Chosen since it is Autumn. Surprisingly refreshing, and a pleasing colour. Inoffensive, but at the same time unexciting.
• Red Wine (house) - Considered to be 'alright', but smelled 'a bit rank'.
• Ilkley Wit Marie - One for Lager Boy, we thought. We were not quite right. He didn't hate it, but certainly wouldn't go back again. It was a bit limp, needing something to pep it up. A little bit like a Hoegaarden that's been left out for a while.

The Verdict

The Market Porter is certainly worth visiting, and you're almost guaranteed to find a beer that's for you amongst their selection. The downside is that the atmosphere is maybe lacking something. Was this because we were afflicted? Try it, and let us know what you think.

L is for the Larrik

On a Monday back in October we headed to the Larrik, tucked away just to the west of Marylebone and just to the east of Paddington. An early evening start this time, as I had unusually been working in central London for the day.

The Pub

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As I was strolling towards the Larrik I was expecting to find a busy pub, as I was arriving at the end of the workday. Clearly nobody has told the workers of Marylebone/Paddington, as when I arrived there were only a handful of other punters in evidence, and it turned out half of them were staff who appeared to be planning a menu change or somesuch. Surprised, and almost a little disappointed, that I could immediately wander up to the bar, I perused the relatively meagre selection of ales, made a choice and requested it. The barman was not particularly upbeat or talkative, which might have made me feel more at home, but I paid (almost £4 for a pint of standard ale) and went to take a seat and wait for Lager Boy.
While waiting I took in the surroundings. The pub was pretty much one large room, very open, although around a quarter of the floorspace was curtained off, which made sense while it was so quite. Everything seemed very clean, with pale wood furniture, candles on the tables and fairy lights around the not unsubstantial windows.
Once Lager Boy had arrived he informed me that one wall of the pub housed a big screen for rugby matches, and the pub attracted quite a crowd for those. We also observed the music being played at a sensible volume, adding something to the ambience. The pub also started to fill up a bit, although was by no means busy at any stage. At one point a few children with masks and collection receptacles came in to 'trick or treat' everyone - ten days early and a complete lack of effort. They were soon turfed out by one of the staff, who remained friendly with them, avoiding too much of a scene.
We also had some food, which we were both pleased with, and was good value for money for a London pub.

The Beer

• Sharp's Doom Bar - This was my first, and I was a reasonable way through it without really thinking about it, and it was only when Lager Boy arrived that I realised it wasn't quite right. It stayed a bit cloudy and almost tasted weaker than I would've expected. Not quite right.
• Staropramen - As expected. Refreshing for Lager Boy after a long day at work. Well chilled and had a suitable amount of liveliness.
• St Austell Tribute - Initially served short,  my request for a top up was well received and the barman was much more talkative and friendly on this visit to the bar. Cleared much better than the Doom Bar, although a reasonable amount of sediment remained at the end of the pint. A sweeter beer, feeling very smooth at the same time, slipped down fairly easily.
• Beck's Vier - Standard delivery of a standard lager. A safe choice, especially considering it's a school night.
• Leffe Blond - A choice out of 'leffe-field' as the ale selection had been exhausted already. Not a regular choice of mine, but it was Lager Boy's round and I had allowed him free reign to choose. A good finisher on this occasion with a strong, almost orangey taste. Very enjoyable.
• Budvar - A pragmatic choice for Lager Boy's final tipple. A classy Czech number, which is a non-standard standard lager.

The Verdict

A surprisingly quiet pub, which appears to look after lager better than ale. Staff were a bit hit and miss, but the food was good, and reasonably priced. Not the place to seek out new talent, drink wise, but a place to nestle with old flames.