M is for the Market Porter

Birthday drinks in order for pub M, the Market Porter, as I reached the grand old age of 30 21! Unfortunately, after a surprise week in an amazing house on the edge of Dartmoor, we were riddled with the lurgy. Hopefully this hasn't affected our view of the pub too much.

The Pub

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The Market Porter is situated immediately next to Borough Market, and opens early in the morning to cater for traders for a couple of hours. Having been to this pub a couple of times before, this was the quietest I had ever seen it, although previous visits had been summer, a weekend, or both.
Five of us in attendance - a special occasion after all! - but just a couple of drinks each as all had some degree of the lurgy. We also wanted to eat, and since the pub serves food during the day only we had to go elsewhere to satisfy our hunger.
While appearing to be a bit of an 'old man boozer', the Market Porter has maybe lost a bit of the charm it once had, although it has doubled as a bookshop in one of the Harry Potter films. We couldn't quite put our finger on why we felt this way, but it does point to a bit of a refurb that hasn't quite done the pub justice, and left the whole place feeling a little sparse. There were apparently, however, some entertaining animal facts to be found by reading the graffiti in the ladies.
Part of the sparse feeling came from the relative lack of seating for the amount of space, although having seen the pub when it's heavingly busy it is understandable that as much space is kept available as possible.
Prices were as expected, if not a little cheaper, for the area, and the staff were very good in answering questions about the beers, and dealing with a disjointed round as we all arrived at separate times. A good number and range of beers were on offer, and they were served well.

The Beer, etc.

• Bateman's Yellabelly - Darker looking than it tastes. Fairly floral at first, but a much deeper taste develops the more of it is drunk.
• Pontypridd Otley O1 - An intriguing aroma, a little like a farmyard. However, taste was refreshing, with floral notes. My notes from the day say 'limericky', but I have no idea why. Otherwise not a lot to say about this one.
• Lime and Soda - Fairly standard, but very strong on lime.
• Gin and Tonic - Like a Gin and Tonic.
• Market Porter Autumn Ale - Chosen since it is Autumn. Surprisingly refreshing, and a pleasing colour. Inoffensive, but at the same time unexciting.
• Red Wine (house) - Considered to be 'alright', but smelled 'a bit rank'.
• Ilkley Wit Marie - One for Lager Boy, we thought. We were not quite right. He didn't hate it, but certainly wouldn't go back again. It was a bit limp, needing something to pep it up. A little bit like a Hoegaarden that's been left out for a while.

The Verdict

The Market Porter is certainly worth visiting, and you're almost guaranteed to find a beer that's for you amongst their selection. The downside is that the atmosphere is maybe lacking something. Was this because we were afflicted? Try it, and let us know what you think.